The Six-Feet-Tall Kaleidoscope

cristinamoreno:

“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.

Ooh. OOH!

(Source: -andrews, via avengechesters)

rebeccahalls:

#but lmao they’re all either complimenting themselves or each other and then joss is like #beyonce obviously are you stoned who wouldn’t want her body #like he’s been waiting years to be asked this

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sicw-tony:

The Avengers according to Tony Stark.

 #Note that he doesn’t have a cutesie name for Natasha #This is because he enjoys living

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The Tale of the Three Brothers.

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evil-eyedkansascity:

Stark/Rogers; then & now.

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